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thankyouforthedildos:

Perks of dating me:

  • you’ll be the hot one

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noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

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jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost, via s0-hypn0tic)

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sassafranski:

my happy place
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staceythinx:

Pressed flower clear phone cases from Flower Cases on Etsy
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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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